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dodongodislikessmoke:

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My therapist just told me a joke.

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

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mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

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the-hound-of-sherlock:

oodwhovian:

Had Christopher Eccleston and Billie Piper not done so well in the first series there wouldn’t be a 10th, 11th or 12th Doctor. Respect the first series and don’t skip it. 

FUCKING THANK YOU

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cliffnotesofanerd:

cliffnotesofanerd:

The Question: “[Name], would you please sign my boobies?”
Mark Sheppard: “Yes.” [proceeds to label them “right” and “left” with a little grin on his face, then signs.]
Misha Collins: “Of course…wait. Those are - they’re actually called boobies. I was gonna ask you to walk away, but - are these real? This isn’t photoshopped?” [signs name]
Sebastian Roche: “I would love to sign your boobies. These are magnificent boobies. Galapagos Islands, did you know? Oh. It’s labeled right here. Well, I knew that. I want you to know I knew that.” [signs “To Jamie" and then draws boobies on the booby]
Felicia Day: “I was going to do something inappropriate, but I would never do something inappropriate to another woman’s boobies.” [“Jamie! xxoo”]
Richard Speight, Jnr: “Yes. Excellent. This is a welcome addition to Porncouver.” [“Jamie! Sweet Boobies! You rock Porncouver!”]
Jensen Ackles: [bows head over table, shoulders shaking with laughter for ten whole seconds] “Yes. Oh god. Ah. Which booby would you like me to sign? Here, I’ll sign the right one for you. Boobies. Oh god.” [signs name]
Jared Padalecki: “Oh my god, yes. I want to sign your boobies.” [Cliff cracks up in the background. A flimsy table is pounded with a gleeful fist.] “Here, I’ll sign the nice meaty part of this one.” [signs name]
And with that, the Great Booby Saga of 2013 draws to a close.
I’m getting this framed.


BOOBIES 2014 REDUX
Adam Rose: [buries face in elbow, dislodges trilby hat giggling] “That’s a first. Oh wow. That’s hilarious. Here? Is that okay? Oh wow. Boobies. Hah.” [signs name]
Osric Chau: “I get to sign the boobies!” [turns to people standing around] “This made her Tumblr famous, you know.” [signs “Yes we will!” and his name]
Tahmoh Penikett: [smirks] “That is clever. And funny. Shall I sign your — no.” [laughs, shakes his head, signs his name]

cliffnotesofanerd:

cliffnotesofanerd:

The Question: “[Name], would you please sign my boobies?”

Mark Sheppard: “Yes.” [proceeds to label them “right” and “left” with a little grin on his face, then signs.]

Misha Collins: “Of course…wait. Those are - they’re actually called boobies. I was gonna ask you to walk away, but - are these real? This isn’t photoshopped?” [signs name]

Sebastian Roche: “I would love to sign your boobies. These are magnificent boobies. Galapagos Islands, did you know? Oh. It’s labeled right here. Well, I knew that. I want you to know I knew that.” [signs “To Jamie" and then draws boobies on the booby]

Felicia Day: “I was going to do something inappropriate, but I would never do something inappropriate to another woman’s boobies.” [“Jamie! xxoo”]

Richard Speight, Jnr: “Yes. Excellent. This is a welcome addition to Porncouver.” [“Jamie! Sweet Boobies! You rock Porncouver!”]

Jensen Ackles: [bows head over table, shoulders shaking with laughter for ten whole seconds] “Yes. Oh god. Ah. Which booby would you like me to sign? Here, I’ll sign the right one for you. Boobies. Oh god.” [signs name]

Jared Padalecki: “Oh my god, yes. I want to sign your boobies.” [Cliff cracks up in the background. A flimsy table is pounded with a gleeful fist.] “Here, I’ll sign the nice meaty part of this one.” [signs name]

And with that, the Great Booby Saga of 2013 draws to a close.

I’m getting this framed.

BOOBIES 2014 REDUX

Adam Rose: [buries face in elbow, dislodges trilby hat giggling] “That’s a first. Oh wow. That’s hilarious. Here? Is that okay? Oh wow. Boobies. Hah.” [signs name]

Osric Chau: “I get to sign the boobies!” [turns to people standing around] “This made her Tumblr famous, you know.” [signs “Yes we will!” and his name]

Tahmoh Penikett: [smirks] “That is clever. And funny. Shall I sign your — no.” [laughs, shakes his head, signs his name]

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abaddonadler:

abaddonadler:

One time I was at a church retreat and a bunch of us were all talking and playing cards. Well I ran out of soda just as my friend was getting up to get a refill so I shouted to him "Hey, Bryan, Mountain Dew me.” Do you see where this is going because I did not. 

You guys, I literally shouted a phrase that sounded like “Mount and do me” in a room full of very conservative people. I did not share this near death experience for 22 notes.

(Source: buckyismyhero, via alaskas-fault-was-in-her-stars)

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praises:

endxer:

praises:

why aren’t there synonyms for “me”

because there’s no one else like you

that was surprisingly adorable

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gentlemanlupin:

nuttersincorporated:

Does anyone know any good apocalypse songs? For some reason, I decided to end every chapter of my Le Visiteur du Futur fanfic with a link to a different apocalypse song. Earlier today I uploaded chapter 13. My novelisation is now halfway through the episodes of series one and I’m running out of songs I can use. I’ve already used -

It’s The End Of The WorldWe Will All Go Together When We GoLondon CallingRobotsRadioactive99 Red BalloonsThe Man Comes AroundThe Final CountdownDon’t Fear the ReaperAll Along The WatchtowerSo Long, MomWhere Have All the Flowers Gone?, The Zombie Song and Drop Da Bomb

If you know any others please help.

Let’s See How Far We’ve Come and maybe Skyfall ?

Also Bones by MrMs and Kingdom of Rust by Doves.

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lumos5001:

thedisreputabledog:

obsessivelygalahad:

withagallifreyantwist:

americaninthedeerstalker:

Best. Cliffhanger. Resolution. Ever.

The way Jack is sizing him up, though. This is probably the moment he really, really decided “crazy, sexy bastard. I like him”.

Rose is just like

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this is why you never skip Nine

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The Curtis Duo

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doitsuistical:

disneysnewgroove:

Disney movies in order of historical setting

(Excludes most of the package films. Some films, eg The Lion King, are impossible to pin down exactly and some, like Aladdin and Treasure Planet, are anachronistic, so these are estimations. A few have been split into 2 if there is more than one time period in the movie, and sequels have been put together.)

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poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

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the first half of the book version of howl's moving castle

  • Howl: STOP CLEANING MY FCKING HOUSE
  • Sophie: NEVER
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iamprincessash:

I don’t even care how this happened

iamprincessash:

I don’t even care how this happened

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